Saturday, April 30, 2011

Saturday Graph: Tattoo Location Referral Guide for Women

53 comments:

  1. ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.comApril 30, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    Girls routinely get tattooed on their head? Hmm, yeah, they must be Schizophrenic.

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  2. SuniverseApril 30, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    I've never actually been called rugged before, but sure, I'll go with it.

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  3. mintifreshApril 30, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    There's a fine line between "not a tramp" and "tramp"

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  4. The Bipolar DivaApril 30, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    uh oh. Well at least I can cover mine when I want. I fall into a couple of your slots. What if the tramp and not a tramp are all one big piece?

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  5. Living LifeApril 30, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    No tats here (or there), BUT if I were to have one, it would fall under the "cool" or "savvy" category.

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  6. SherilinRApril 30, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    yay, i've got the cute one!

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  7. CynthiaKApril 30, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Well I have a few in spots you've noted but several in spots you haven't. What about the rest of the body?

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  8. SamuelApril 30, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    its such a thin line from between being a tramp and not being a tramp at all

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  9. CperzApril 30, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    I don't have any tatoos but think I would have to get multiple tats to cover all the right adjectives that would apply to me and maybe add a few extras for some of the adjectives you didn't mention.

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  10. TomApril 30, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    I saw a funny picture on the Internet of a lady who had a nice tattoo of Tramp from Disney's Lady and the Tramp on her lower back. It was a literal tramp stamp.

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  11. baygirl32April 30, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    Yeah, so I'm cute and I'm not a tramp

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  12. LeneApril 30, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    I knew I should have aimed a little higher.

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  13. ChristineApril 30, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    The mother of a friend just got a tattoo on her arm in Japanese characters. The friend asked her Mother, "How do you know the symbol doesn't really say Your Stupid."

    Funny your talking about tattoo's when I just dreamed about getting one last night. That's freaky.

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  14. Middle-aged Mormon ManApril 30, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Where does the "frightening" label go?

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  15. SouthpawApril 30, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    Well, now I know where to put my tattoo. ;)

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  16. Oilfield TrashApril 30, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    There is some truth to that.

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  17. The StiffsApril 30, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    Good to know. Believe it or not I had a conversation about tattoo placement with some ladies at a church function just this morning.

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  18. laughingmomApril 30, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Since 99% of your readers are women, perhaps a graphic of tattoo placement for men would help us understand that species a little better!

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  19. 00dozoApril 30, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    I can't wait to see the Tattoo Location Referral Guide for Men.
    Heh, heh.
    ;-)

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  20. Kate GeisenApril 30, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    I have none of the above, but if I had one, it would be in the cute location. Incidentally, I'd also be single then since my husband told me he'd leave me if I got a tattoo (which naturally makes me want to get one just bc I don't like being told what not to do)

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  21. Kristina P.April 30, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    What about a nipple tattoo?

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  22. RaShelle WorkmanApril 30, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    I guess, according to your graph, I'm... half a tramp. Or, maybe I'm a kewl tramp. Yeah, I'm gonna go with that. I'm sure my husband would agree. =D

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  23. PedalingApril 30, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    if i were to get a stupid tattoo, I'd get it on my wrist.

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  24. MelindaApril 30, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    Crap, what's my name again?

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  25. AlittlespriteMay 1, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    What's on both shoulder blades mean? lol..

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  26. AGuidingLifeMay 1, 2011 at 3:25 AM

    Have been wondering for a while if I am the only person in the world without a tattoo so (as I mentioned before) am considering the w on each rear cheek ;)

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  27. mamahasspokenMay 1, 2011 at 6:14 AM

    I am always interested in women who get tattoos and why.I don't have any and propably won't ever get one. But then, one day during a faculty meeting, I couldn't help but noticed that this one teacher who is known for being miss prim and proper, had one on her foot. I would say it was cute except I couldn't make out what it was. hence my fear, I go through all the pain of getting one, and years later no one knows what it is...

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  28. TeachinfourthMay 1, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    I just might have to print this out for reference when I go clubbing...

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  29. PatMay 1, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    Thanks. Inquiring minds wanted to know. So I've been thinking of getting a barbed wire tattoo around my upper arm so when I drive Big Blue and hang my arm out of the truck, I'll look tuff. Now you're saying I'll look "rugged". Huh. I'm just a step away from having that tattoo on my hand because my memory is getting so bad.

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  30. Dana KMay 1, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    Thank you so much for this. If I ever get a tattoo, I now have a handy dandy reference guide. I think I'll go with my left forearm/wrist or hand. Can you simultaneously be savvy AND forget your name?

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  31. LourieMay 1, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    Hahaha! I need the "forgets name" tat. HAHAHA

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  32. Plain JaneMay 1, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Now I understand why my patients have tattoos on their heads...

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  33. VanessaMay 1, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    LOL!

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  34. ColieMay 1, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    Apparently I'm a savvy tramp...errr...not a tramp...it's a close call...

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  35. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 1, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    That's a pretty accurate guide, Cheeseboy. Nicely done, though I'm glad I don't have a tatoo or triangular figure.
    xoRobyn

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  36. ColieMay 1, 2011 at 3:28 PM

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  37. Miss BeeMay 1, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    Awesome! I am a cute non-tramp. I'll take it!

    (With that being said, I do think that tattoo parlors should warn 20 year old girls who ask for a small star near their belly buttons that this small star will expand as your belly expands. I can't wait to see what it looks like when I'm pregnant.)

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  38. UnknownMay 1, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    I can't decide if mine is high enough to be referred to as "not a tramp" or not??? hhhmmmmmmmm.......

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  39. UnknownMay 1, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Ha!! I love how there is such a thin line between being a tramp & not being a tramp. I guess I'm a tramp.


    Oh, you know I don't have any tattoos. Well, you don't KNOW but you know. Know what I mean?

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  40. UnknownMay 1, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    Gosh, thanks for the map, because it's so hard for me to be judgmental on my own. :D

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  41. Cap'n SaltyMay 1, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    Woooo! I'm cute and not a tramp!!!

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  42. JamieMay 1, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    I'm so glad you cleared that up for me! Whew!

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  43. ShrinkyMay 2, 2011 at 3:56 AM

    So funny! I'm glad I never went for any tat's in my youth - they'd be all droopy and saggy by now!

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  44. AnonymousMay 2, 2011 at 6:13 AM

    Awesome! I am a cute, rugged, non trampy, savvy chick! Woo HOO! Shew..I will rest easy!

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  45. Hart JohnsonMay 2, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    Mines on my back (not my butt--not even low enough to see if my shirt creeps up) what does that mean?

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  46. Sara @ Domestically ChallengedMay 2, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    what about those who are too scared to get one? What are we?

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  47. TesoriTrovatiMay 2, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    Did you ever see the SNL commercial with the back tat that gets old and wrinkly? Hilarious. I drew the line when my daughter got a Barbie with a tatoo encircling her plastic belly button. Me, I am not a tat fan. I don't mind if someone has them, I just don't really care to see them... but to each his own. So I guess I don't rate any of these adjectives.

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  48. Kelley SimpsonMay 2, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    It seems I am a rugged tramp, who is not always trampy... Thanks for spelling it all out. lol

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  49. Bees With HoneyMay 2, 2011 at 12:57 PM

    Hey!

    Your diagram is missing areas where I have my tatoos. So what does that mean? Hrm?

    I think you need to re-think this diagram dude.

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  50. MissyMay 2, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    I just got back from Wal-Mart and saw someone (he/she) with all of these areas covered...

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  51. MarnieMay 2, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    Not a tramp and tramp are very close by! I wonder what you are if it's between those points? Hmmmm? Great diagram, and I do agree with tattoos on faces. Just wrong.

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  52. MaceyMay 3, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    HAAAAAAA!!! I know someone who has like 3 tramp stamps. Which, she didn't need em...you can kinda tell she's a tramp w/out checking. LOL

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  53. DeborahMay 5, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    Alright! I'm cute and about to go for savvy. Nice!

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