Now you know a teeny tiny bit of what it's like for girls. When's the bikini wax coming? 800 followers?
And I'm not so sure about waxing your nose hair. Don't you need that? Isn't it a filter for your nose? Just wait until you blow your nose and something freaky comes out like one of Britney Spear's hair extensions. That crap's toxic.
But I know that your nose hairs serve an actual purpose. What are your boogers gonna stick too? I am a little concerned that random mucus is just gonna come running out at will.
I could totally see the sting in your eyes, with the second one and when she showed your hairs, I might have thrown up a little in my mouth, not sure since I am still suffering Cinco de mayo hangover.
And finally, you said you needed to be completely manscaped. You realize that means Brazil.
My eyes were watering for you. In fact, they're still watering for you. I can't even pluck one nose hair without my eyes watering and my nose running and itching like crazy.
My husband (aka Choreboy) asked me once where all the dad bloggers were and I just stared at him blankly. Poor guy. I need to direct him over here, LOL.
Ouch, ouch, ouch! You are a people pleaser Abe, we loved it. Congrats in exceeding 600 followers, your blog is growing impressively, as well it should.
I almost didn't start the video because it kinda grossed me out just thinking about having the nose hair waxed, but I did anyway and laughed all the way through it. I even had my husband watch it and he cringed a few times. So...what a great teacher appreciation gift!
What? No screaming like a girl? I demand a re-do. That is totally unacceptable. The lady giving me a facial a couple of weeks ago asked me if I wanted my nose waxed. I asked her if she wanted punched in the face because I'm sure that would have happened on accident.
I survived watching the video. Your little students will appreciate you more, now that they don't have to look at nose hairs when they look up at you. You're so considerate of them.
Wow. I'm sort of impressed. But I'm wondering how you're going to prevent all the airborne stuff from traveling up your nasal cavity and into your brain, now that your nasal sentries are gone. I mean, like, it's probably nothing to worry about...
I can't quit giggling over this video! Ha! You are so brave. I KNOW that hurt and you just kept laughing and joking. Ouch! I felt like I was watching a scary movie. My breath was held until she finally pulled out that nose hair stick. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SO glad you survived! What we do without your funny blog??
Def a hot look with the stick up your nose. I don't think I could do that...not that I have nose hair...and it's not the pain that scares me I can handle that...but what if more than just hair came out on that stick!?
Did you happen to see the last episode of the Amazing Race? They had to get Brazilian Body Waxes and 2 of the racers were extremely hairy guys! One of them, who really seemed very sweet until that point, was threatening to punch the poor little Brazilian girl out! LOL!
Watching this made me sneeze with profound empathy.
ReplyDeleteYou took that rather well.
ReplyDeleteYou are such an idiot. In a good way.
ReplyDeleteNow you know a teeny tiny bit of what it's like for girls. When's the bikini wax coming? 800 followers?
And I'm not so sure about waxing your nose hair. Don't you need that? Isn't it a filter for your nose? Just wait until you blow your nose and something freaky comes out like one of Britney Spear's hair extensions. That crap's toxic.
Any additional manscaping?
ReplyDeleteHa! Now your neti pot will work so much better.
ReplyDeleteWhat about ingrown hairs!!!
I kept saying to myself, "I can't believe I'm watching this...I can't believe that I'm still watching this...Yep, I'm still watching this."
ReplyDeleteYou had me at:
ReplyDelete"ooooooohh that's warm"
But I know that your nose hairs serve an actual purpose. What are your boogers gonna stick too? I am a little concerned that random mucus is just gonna come running out at will.
I could totally see the sting in your eyes, with the second one and when she showed your hairs, I might have thrown up a little in my mouth, not sure since I am still suffering Cinco de mayo hangover.
And finally, you said you needed to be completely manscaped. You realize that means Brazil.
I will PAY for that one!
OUCH!!!
ReplyDeleteMetro-Cheese Man
ReplyDeleteI like that you were smiling the whole way through. Is this how all teachers are appreciated? Interesting.
ReplyDeleteDrop by for your test results.
xoRobyn
You are a nut and I love it!
ReplyDeleteokay, why on earth didn't you just buzz it? waxing is so painful. ouch!
ReplyDeleteYou sir are more of a man than I am.
ReplyDeleteAnd I will help Melissa pay.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes were watering for you. In fact, they're still watering for you. I can't even pluck one nose hair without my eyes watering and my nose running and itching like crazy.
You are preparing the leaders of our future... at least you're brave.
ReplyDeleteummm.....GROSS
ReplyDeleteI am impressed.
ReplyDeleteThis was so. awesome.
ReplyDeleteMy husband (aka Choreboy) asked me once where all the dad bloggers were and I just stared at him blankly. Poor guy. I need to direct him over here, LOL.
My eyes are watering....
ReplyDeleteWell done on the manscaping.
Its like watching a train wreck--avert your eyes--avert your eyes!!!
ReplyDeleteNope, just have sit and watch it crash and burn.......
"Can you wax 20 pounds?"--best line ever...
Tears poured out of my eyes just watching this.
ReplyDeleteBut you were so brave.
I could sure use a nostril waxing, I hate to admit.
So...next year. . . will it be a bikini line waxing video?
I have to admit, I closed my eyes when she pulled the nose ones out. That kind of stuff grosses me out.
ReplyDeleteYou are a brave soul
They do that for teacher appreciation week?! We just passed out flowers...
ReplyDeleteI agree with the others that said, "I can't believe I'm watching this!"
ReplyDeleteOuch, ouch, ouch! You are a people pleaser Abe, we loved it. Congrats in exceeding 600 followers, your blog is growing impressively, as well it should.
ReplyDeleteI almost didn't start the video because it kinda grossed me out just thinking about having the nose hair waxed, but I did anyway and laughed all the way through it. I even had my husband watch it and he cringed a few times. So...what a great teacher appreciation gift!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed when you said, "It wasn;t that bad... am I bleeding?"
ReplyDeleteI've never seen that done before. I hope to never see it again.
Funny!
What? No screaming like a girl? I demand a re-do. That is totally unacceptable. The lady giving me a facial a couple of weeks ago asked me if I wanted my nose waxed. I asked her if she wanted punched in the face because I'm sure that would have happened on accident.
ReplyDeleteThat is four minutes and forty four seconds of my life I will never get back again.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to say about that.
Other than, I'm really relieved they didn't pull any cheese out of there.
You're so TIDY now!!!
Uhm, I think you needed to scream just a little bit louder next time.
ReplyDeleteI'm freaked out and I haven't watched the video yet.
ReplyDeleteI survived watching the video. Your little students will appreciate you more, now that they don't have to look at nose hairs when they look up at you. You're so considerate of them.
ReplyDeleteCan you wax 20 pounds off? Bwaahaaahaa! Just love the close up of the hair on the stick! Gross! Hope your nose has recuperated.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't listen...
ReplyDeleteI was flinching the whole way through. You, my man, are nuts. Plain and simple.
ReplyDeleteWow. I'm sort of impressed. But I'm wondering how you're going to prevent all the airborne stuff from traveling up your nasal cavity and into your brain, now that your nasal sentries are gone. I mean, like, it's probably nothing to worry about...
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed! Congratulations! Now go listen to the Brad Paisley song called I'm Still A Guy:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pn3zxwTUWA
OH MY. I honestly don't know what to say. :)
ReplyDeleteI can't quit giggling over this video! Ha! You are so brave. I KNOW that hurt and you just kept laughing and joking. Ouch! I felt like I was watching a scary movie. My breath was held until she finally pulled out that nose hair stick. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SO glad you survived! What we do without your funny blog??
ReplyDeleteSorry Abe, I can't even click on the video to watch, my eyes are already watering! You're a nut and the bravest blogger in all the land!
ReplyDeleteNow all you need is a teeny tiny polka dot bikini for your NOSE!! W.C.C.
ReplyDeleteAre there words? I really, really want to do this to my husband now, and he doesn't even have a blog!
ReplyDeleteDude!!! Is there anything you won't do??? lol
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Has Letterman called you?
ReplyDeleteOUCH!!! Heck it hurts to do the eyebrows, can't imagine the nose hairs. OUCH!!! One brave many you are.
ReplyDeleteTake care and God Bless!!
She must have been good for you to not have screamed. I honestly did not know you could wax nose hair!!! Well done :0)
ReplyDeleteOwe, and I think you need that hair.
ReplyDeleteYou were cheerful all the way through and I kinda wish she HAD made you look surprised.
You are insane. In a comical way, but nutso nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteohmygosh...lol...
ReplyDeletei love it!!!
Oy. i bet that 2nd side hurt worse...
love your facial expressions....
Aye yi yi...
oh wow that made my eyes water just watching!
ReplyDeleteYou are a better man... err, women... umm... person that I am!
ReplyDeleteMy nose is totally twitching now.
I can't believe I watched the whole thing... while dreading the shot of the hair studded wax... which you're right, I could have done without.
ReplyDeletedefinitely worth 4 minutes of my morning :)
Oh Abe! I profusely miss your antics around school!
ReplyDeleteWow! That put a big smile on my face:) *Wahoo-Go Cheeseboy*
ReplyDeleteWow. Just, wow. You are a very brave man, indeed!!
ReplyDeleteWait how was that for teacher appreciation week? You were put through pain for it?? :) Though you totally handled it like a man!
ReplyDeleteDef a hot look with the stick up your nose. I don't think I could do that...not that I have nose hair...and it's not the pain that scares me I can handle that...but what if more than just hair came out on that stick!?
ReplyDeletespeechless.
ReplyDeleteI refuese to watch this video on moral grounds.
ReplyDeleteMoral=scared.
Did you happen to see the last episode of the Amazing Race? They had to get Brazilian Body Waxes and 2 of the racers were extremely hairy guys! One of them, who really seemed very sweet until that point, was threatening to punch the poor little Brazilian girl out! LOL!
ReplyDeleteAbe, you're insane. I think that's why we keep coming back!
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what else to say, Abe.
Just wow.
That's just insanely weird
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