Sunday, May 22, 2011

Monster Daddy Moment & Letters by Cheeseboy Jr.

Hello beloved Blog O' Cheese readers.  Today a hilarious fatherhood story I wrote is featured at "Mommy of a Monster".  It's not long at all.  It's probably worth your time to go read it.  Wait, who I am to say it's worth your time?  Plus, Mommy of a Monster is a pretty cool gal. Maybe it's not funny. I don't know. I think it's pretty funny, but I am a moron. Click, if you dare.  But if you don't, at least read the letters my son wrote below the icon.


Mommy of a Monster


My son's third grade teacher gave him a glowing review of the following letters he wrote from an elephant to a snake.  I think a "Cheeseboy Jr." is definitely in the works.

Dear Deer,


I am Ellie the elephant.
My friends are as skinny as my trunk.
They say I'm as fat as an elephant.
I AM an elephant!


Stuck with some snakes,


Ellie


P.S. How does it feel to be deer?
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Dear Ellie,


Oh deer, there's an elephant in the room!
Don't worry, I'm here to help.
Make fun of how skinny they are.
If they respond rudely, tie them to a tree and leave them there over night.


Sincerely,


Deer


P.S. Don't feel bad. I had the same problem.


Cheeseboy Jr.

43 comments:

  1. AlittlespriteMay 22, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    Where on earth did he get that idea? OW!

    The letters... cute as:)

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  2. The Bipolar DivaMay 22, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    That's awesome!

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  3. Kate GeisenMay 22, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    Very cute. That's your boy, for sure. :)

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  4. Middle-aged Mormon ManMay 22, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    I read it once and thought it was funny. My wife asked what I was laughing at - so I read it to her out loud. I could barely get through it because I was crying from laughing so hard.

    Bravo Maestro!

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  5. Kristina P.May 22, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    Your poor wife. There's two of you!

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  6. larainydaysMay 22, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    Cheeseboy Jr. is just as flavorful as his father...piquant plus!

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  7. EmmyMay 22, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    Very impressive! Love it. You have one smart kid- well probably both of your boys are smart :)

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  8. Fragrant LiarMay 22, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    Cheeseboy, Part II!

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  9. Tracie NallMay 22, 2011 at 11:47 PM

    At least we now know who has been tying all those skinny animals to trees.

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  10. CperzMay 23, 2011 at 3:26 AM

    Your family might prove that creativity is genetic. Very cute.

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  11. KellyMay 23, 2011 at 5:42 AM

    My gosh! He's a chip of the old block of cheese!

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  12. mamahasspokenMay 23, 2011 at 5:46 AM

    Cute! But to as skinny as an elephant trunk, that would be awesome!

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  13. The StiffsMay 23, 2011 at 6:24 AM

    Very cute. I must be hanging out with that same bunch of snakes. Oh well. Heading over now.

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  14. SueLovesCherriesMay 23, 2011 at 6:46 AM

    Like father, like son! He's going to be a great blog writer some day!

    By the way, what happened with the other one - did he or didn't he?
    ;P

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  15. PearlMay 23, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    That boy bears watching.

    :-)

    Pearl

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  16. UnknownMay 23, 2011 at 7:09 AM

    LOL.. your story is hilarious!! Geez, I feel like I'm missing out on so much by not having kids!!! lol
    Love the letters your son wrote too...very cute!

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  17. RustiMay 23, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    visiting FROM Mommy of a Monster - cracked up over your Monster Daddy Moment - and then said a prayer of thanks that I have a girl... which might not always be the case, but right now, is. :)

    Great letters!!

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  18. Oilfield TrashMay 23, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    Awesome!!!

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  19. Alex J. CavanaughMay 23, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    I can see the resemblance...

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  20. FleaMay 23, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    He has great potential. :)

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  21. FleaMay 23, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    OK, so did you ever get out of him WHY he wants to cut off his penis?

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  22. MelindaMay 23, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    His teacher worries me...

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  23. Joann MannixMay 23, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Are the elephant's friends, other elephants? Because he must be hanging around all the anorexic elephants, if that's the case.

    I'd say chunk off the ole' cheese, there, my friend.

    I read your other post already this morning. It was a fine thing, coffee and you know, the p word, first thing in the morning. (I won't say the male organ word, since I know who reads your blog. Ahem, Mom.)

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  24. ThreeOldKeysMay 23, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    You need to nip all this creativity and questioning ... in the bud. Nip it! Nip it! * These kids might grow up to be free-thinking funny men.

    * Nip it" is courtesy of Barney Fife.

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  25. An Imperfect MommaMay 23, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    Stopping by from Mommy of a monster. REally...where did he get the idea for ummm...de-penising himself?

    THose letters are so cute btw :)

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  26. LourieMay 23, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    Like father, Like son! hahahaha.

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  27. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 23, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    That second PS is unusually hilarious. He's a budding Robert Frost (or maybe a professional athlete or something else. Don't worry).
    xoRobyn

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  28. NatalieMay 23, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    First, thanks for hanging out at my place today! I love that story and I'm sure it won't be too long before Tater starts saying crazy things like that.

    Second, the letter? It ROCKS!

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  29. ConnieMay 23, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    What would he have done if you used reverse psychology? Yikes!

    Great letters from Cheeseboy Jr. He has a gift too!

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  30. mintifreshMay 23, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    Yup. He's your boy! :)

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  31. Liz MaysMay 23, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    He is an original! How cute!

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  32. mCatMay 24, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    He's a real slice off the ole cheese block ain't he?

    Well done Jr!

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  33. KristenMay 24, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Cheesekid needs a blog - seriously. Love it!

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  34. MissyMay 24, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    Hide all sharp objects!!!
    Love the Dear Deer...

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  35. Antares CryptosMay 24, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    The snake is called Deer? Brilliant.

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  36. tammyMay 24, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    Watch out....he just may be taking over your spot here soon.

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  37. Mom of 12May 24, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    He sounds just like you! Imagine what he will be like in 20 years...lucky you!
    Sandy

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  38. Stef HMay 25, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    the kid's a genius!

    hugs :)

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  39. AllyMay 25, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    So cute and clever!

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  40. Living LifeMay 27, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Cheeseboy, Jr....indeed.

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  41. Living LifeMay 27, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    Forgot to mention, I read your Monster Daddy Moment and I cracked up! Is there ever a dull moment in your household? I doubt it.

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  42. TeachinfourthMay 28, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Hmmm...he sure does sound like someone I know.

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  43. UnknownMay 31, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    I love the Little Cheeseboy features! He should be a regular. I am on my way to check out your stuff at Natalie's place!

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