The following was a conversation I had with a first grade class after reading the word "diva" in the book Lilly's Purple Plast...

I doubt I've been missed much, but I needed a break from blogging.  It happens to me from to time, kinda like my reoccurring case of Swi...

Hey folks and beloved friends... While you are waiting for the great Blog O' Cheese revamp, PLEASE vote for the blog as "Best Dad...

The Blog O' Cheese is currently in the process of getting a facelift/reboot, depending on what your sex is.  Things have become a little...

- Alright yunguns, time yuns stop playing that peg game and go out into the sun. - But fatha, we can't outen the lights and head outsi...

This post was inspired by a post by a good blog friend, Pedaling Fast. The post can be found here .  Essentially, it involves this poster sh...

If you've been around the blog world any reasonable amount of time, you have almost certainly heard of the blog conference known as ...

"Blame it on Lorraine." - Milli or Vanilli, after silent farting in Lorraine's apartment.  Probably. "Blame it on the ...

Howdy folks. I have some posts brewing in my brain, but I haven't been able to formulate them onto the blog because my stomach has bee...

Dear Redbook Magazine, I get it.  You guys really like firefighters.  What with their chiseled pecks and their gruff exterior, they are u...

So, do you come here often? Why yes, I live here. My dad owns the place.  I have a little room in the back where I sleep and there's ...

Once a month, I  post a rundown of my best Facebook and Twitter status updates.  Although this month's is a tad bit late, here they are....

My kid. Seemed fitting. What Parents Say/What Kids Hear "Stop playing video games and go play outside." = "Go to the neig...

When you teach first grade, watching children vomit becomes commonplace.  It's kinda like being a New York City cab driver or a modeling...

Last May, I thought I would blow the parents of my first graders away with a little medley of theme songs from TV shows.  It took a lot of t...