Honey, where's our horn sharpener? It's where it's always been. Oh, okay. So, where is that then? Same place they have ...

I recently heard that Rebecca Black's "Friday" has been taken off YouTube, which is an absolute shame.  I guess you will have ...

It was the day before the last day of school.  The children had just come in from recess and I had settled them down for a delightful showi...

Howdy everyone.  I'm back from hiatus. Just returned from a ten day vacation to Pennsylvania where I ate cheesesteaks, went watersliding...

In my senior year* of college, I had an abscessed tooth. I still have no idea what the word "abscessed" means, but at the time i...

A very happy texting old man. I love to watch old people text.  I mean, who doesn't? 20 minutes of yelling and frustration for a sing...

I occasionally hear women say that they are the "Queen of Procrastination". Yeah right. I've met the real queen of procrastina...

Today I am being featured on a terrifically terrific blog, " Bees With Honey ".  She has asked me the hard-hitting questions that ...

We have a new woodpecker in our backyard.  I think it's trying to tell me something via morse code.  I have begun decoding its messages,...

Dear Principal, It has come to my attention that a first grade teacher at your school is having the students sit on the floor "Indian...

The following is a few of the scribbles I have jotted down in my journal on Thursday as I have begun the coping process of dealing with the ...

I've been very busy lately. No time to blog.  I've been working on our epic first grade program, for which I will have video shortly...

Hello beloved Blog O' Cheese readers.  Today a hilarious fatherhood story I wrote is featured at " Mommy of a Monster ".  It...

The Wife: I've been asking Abe to load the dishwasher correctly for years now.  It's a good thing he's handsome and talented ...

If you've been a follower of the Blog O' Cheese for a while, you know that on the 16th of each month, I post my very best and funnie...