The banana bent over and pleaded the pear for a little more space.  During shipment, the banana had become wedged between the pear and an ap...

"A MAGIC SHTICK, A MAGIC SHTICK!"  Jimmy screeched as Mr. Y walked out the first grade doors and onto the playground. "Anot...

Not Jimmy. I googled "boy with stick" Once upon a time (in the year 2007), there was a First Grade teacher and a very strange b...

I put a lot of time and effort into my facebook status updates.  Nothing makes me happier and more fulfilled than a well crafted update.  Th...

Dear Mr. Schuester, As Glee Club Band Leader, I have been nominated by the rest of the band to write you a brief letter of concern to outl...

The following scene takes place at Waldo's home, where he has invited some close friends over to see a slide show of his year's trav...

If I were Neil Diamond I'd go get free samples from Costco and when the old ladies told me what aisle the food was on, I'd look at t...

Dearest followers and wannabes, I am in the midst of a very busy time.  Not only do I have parent teacher conferences, but I am also in th...

I don't know if they do this in other states, but in Utah, a horrible tradition has begun in October called "ghosting".  Essen...

The following is a transcript from a 1963 Disney meeting. Walt Disney  is speaking to his ride designers. Here's what I have in mind ...

Before I get to the Halloween costume, I wanted to post the following conversation I had with my dad and brother at the Utah Jazz game last ...

Ode to a Football Widow All week long I spend at work.  Saturday comes and I'm a total jerk.  "Watch the kids for a few hours....

As you might have imagined, the Cheeseboy has been very busy with the funeral and what not.  I promise to get some new, hilarious (in the ey...