The waterslide??? Seriously??? You crack me up!!!!!! When I saw the title of this post I thought about the ship being clean and the kind of food it would have. Waterslides never crossed my mind. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! :O)
I would ask how long that 80 year-old man's thing, I mean thong, is. Sorry, I'm influenced by your other silly followers. Waterslide length is important too. xoRobyn
I'm pretty sure the slides are really, really, really, really, really big, wide and go on forever on Carnival Cruise Ships- just like all of the people on board.
Do you have to dress fancy for dinner or can you "go as you are"? Course, in your case, that just might be naked, so maybe I should rephrase that question!
We went on the waterslide on a cruise once. (It definitely wasn't as fun as it looks on the commercials.) So I think a better question to ask is "Will we be the only ones under 80 on the ship?" And if you should be so lucky (as were we) you'll probably get the karaoke room to yourself, except for the old guy singing "New York, New York" every night and the even older guy singing strictly Elvis songs. A cruise is a treasure trove for blog material....
I want to know how many recurrences of that nasty cruise stomach virus they've had. I'm surprised fellow hypochondriac, you wouldn't be wondering this to. I might have something up for you at my blog tomorrow, hooker. And no, it's not an award.
Well, now after looking at this and reading all the comments, I want to go on a cruise. Sans Kristina's old man in a thong. Sheesh, I can check myself out if I want to be grossed out.
Hmmm. I think you may have some telepathic powers here. Very interesting survey considering the cruise ship that got stranded 200 miles off the coast of Mexico on 11/9/10, just 2 days after your post! Maybe you should have the top question be, "Is this thing going to break down on us, leaving us stranded with no electricity, no toilets, and no waterslide?".
I would also ask what the chances of seeing an 80 year-old man, wearing a thong, would be.
ReplyDeletewoooo-ha! Now you're talking!
ReplyDeletePriorities!
ReplyDeleteYou mean: does it have free daycare!? Thats the most important thing I would want to know!
ReplyDeletethe man knows what he wants!
ReplyDeleteYou are Peter Pan!
ReplyDeleteYou left off the number of single, attractive, and horny women on board.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kristina on this one.
ReplyDeleteI am terrified of those waterslides! Here's a funny for you...go to Google maps, type Japan as start and China as end location and read direction #43.
ReplyDeleteThe waterslide??? Seriously??? You crack me up!!!!!! When I saw the title of this post I thought about the ship being clean and the kind of food it would have. Waterslides never crossed my mind. Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! :O)
ReplyDeletei'm impressed that you have your priorities in order!
ReplyDeleteOh, to even CONSIDER a cruise right now. Here's to a really long waterslide! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteI would ask how long that 80 year-old man's thing, I mean thong, is. Sorry, I'm influenced by your other silly followers. Waterslide length is important too.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Wow you haven't grown up yet, have you?
ReplyDeleteGlad to see your priorities are in order.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I guess waterslides are very important to you. I'm glad you're honest about your needs.
ReplyDeleteThe Disney Cruise line has a great waterslide. That would be my first question too. :D
ReplyDeleteMy first question would be, "Is there any chance I'd end up on the news for going overboard and/or missing?"
ReplyDeleteAnd does the waterslide dump into the pool or the ocean?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure the slides are really, really, really, really, really big, wide and go on forever on Carnival Cruise Ships- just like all of the people on board.
ReplyDeleteLOL! You are such a man!
ReplyDeleteGood to see you got your priorities right lol
ReplyDeleteSeriously...a waterslide.
ReplyDeleteI don't do cruises..HEY, I saw Titanic.
How about the survival rate of the passengers. I hear about these people who are never seen again. Drinking then overboard then you're on TV show.
ReplyDeleteI've never been on a cruise, but I've been on a water slide. Not sure if that would be my most important question. But then, what do I know?
ReplyDeleteDo you have to dress fancy for dinner or can you "go as you are"? Course, in your case, that just might be naked, so maybe I should rephrase that question!
ReplyDeleteWell water slides are THE most important thing!
ReplyDeleteI would also ask if there will be Neil Diamond covers by the house band. This is a deal-breaker.
ReplyDeleteWe went on the waterslide on a cruise once. (It definitely wasn't as fun as it looks on the commercials.) So I think a better question to ask is "Will we be the only ones under 80 on the ship?" And if you should be so lucky (as were we) you'll probably get the karaoke room to yourself, except for the old guy singing "New York, New York" every night and the even older guy singing strictly Elvis songs. A cruise is a treasure trove for blog material....
ReplyDeleteThe food would be my big concern. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you got the most important question out of the way first!! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou can't put a dollar amount on a good water slide. But you could lay the cost of your trip on the odds of seeing an 80-y.o. man in a thong.
ReplyDeleteSo, will Cheeseboy be cruising sometime in the near future? I sure hope so!
ReplyDeleteI think that is a very important thing to know, next to how many poolside bars there are.
*giggles* Gotta verify the important stuff!
ReplyDeleteI want to know how many recurrences of that nasty cruise stomach virus they've had. I'm surprised fellow hypochondriac, you wouldn't be wondering this to. I might have something up for you at my blog tomorrow, hooker. And no, it's not an award.
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think! Waterslides are the best. Okay, except the ones that give the helacious wedgie. I can do with the wedgie of death drop.
ReplyDeleteFood and drinks need to be considered too. What about entertainment? Will Weird Al be performing?
ReplyDeleteKristina's comment made me nauseous... BLEH! LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou and my boys would get along nicely! ;p <3
Well, now after looking at this and reading all the comments, I want to go on a cruise. Sans Kristina's old man in a thong. Sheesh, I can check myself out if I want to be grossed out.
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. I think you may have some telepathic powers here. Very interesting survey considering the cruise ship that got stranded 200 miles off the coast of Mexico on 11/9/10, just 2 days after your post! Maybe you should have the top question be, "Is this thing going to break down on us, leaving us stranded with no electricity, no toilets, and no waterslide?".
ReplyDeleteanother vital question...is there free daycare :o)
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