Consider yourself lucky. Just in the last week we've had CLEAN! What? WHY ARE YOU BURNING STICKS IN THE DEN? (serious fire. really) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (refers to almost anything) and, the #1 most yelled thing in the house STOP TOUCHING MY BOOBS! SERIOUSLY! SHEESH!
Same kind of yelling goes on over here. I can add.."I'm throwing all your toys away if you don't pick them up"! I wish I were strong enough to follow through. :o(
Sounds like our house, except you need to add the following.....
"MOM! Make him stop coughing on my feet!" "Mom! He's looking at me!" "Mom! He's thinking about me!!" "FLUSH!! WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU PEOPLE TO FLUSH?!?!?"
My red square, take your shoes off. Why 100 times a day do I have to remind them to do that, especially since there's chicky crap out there and we sure don't need it on the carpet. I so love your graphs. I love you posts. I hope you have a great nights rest and a blessed day tomorrow. Take care.
Not to be too risque Cheeseboy, but other than the 'red' part of the graph ... are you sure the other colors don't represent your WIFE's self imposed'bubble thoughts' about you? W.C.C.
LOL!! I LOVE THIS!! OURS?? YOU worry about YOU!! LEAVE him ALONE! Keep your hands to YOURSELF! REALLY?? Who clogged the toilet? It wasn't ME!! (yeah right... THERE's your SIGN!)
This is the biggest thing yelled in our house, "Who took my ______ !" Insert shoes, jeans, jewelry, purse, lip gloss, brush, underwear. Yes, three teenage girls and nothing is sacred, not even underwear.
This is getting enlarged and going up on our wall! :)
ReplyDeleteThat is EXACTLYY why I love your graphs. They are so true to my life too!
ReplyDeleteAt my house it's, "Who farted!" "Who peed on the floor!"and "Who forgot to flush the toliet!" Yes we are that crude here....
ReplyDeletethings yelled at our house:
ReplyDeleteMOM!
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!
PUT THE DOGS OUTSIDE!
HOMEWORK TIME!
I should graph it.
Hahaha I love it.
ReplyDeleteNo eating in there!! is a big one over here. The Daughter seems to like to eat everywhere except in the Kitchen!
ReplyDelete"don't talk to me like that" would be a big one for us. The government pay quangos millions to come up with results like that. Good Job!
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahaha.......
ReplyDeleteperfect!!!
My house too :0)
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! Definitely true at our house, too. I would have to add a wedge to mine that says, "Why is this house always a mess?!?"
ReplyDeleteI can only aspire to be green.
ReplyDeleteLOL - you would not even have to ask if you had kids by reading that one!
ReplyDeleteI think in my house it would be
50% - Hey, are you ever going to get off of the computer?
10% - Stop talking so loud while you are on the phone
10% What do you want to eat?
20% Did you check the mail?
10% I thought YOU were going to do it!
PS - I fixed the network blog thing!
I do so love your graphs, Cheeseboy. This is just like our house! :D
ReplyDeleteThat sounds pretty close to accurate. You forgot "I'm in the bathroom, leave me alone!"
ReplyDeleteHow about, "Where's my taco?"
ReplyDeleteI say Door 1000 times a day...
ReplyDeleteI swear that's my house. Heh.
ReplyDeleteAnother one for us is, "Whose Lego is this???" while the applicable adult is simultaneously hopping up and down while clutching their offended limb.
Hmmm. I never would have guessed "Stop eating in there". And neither of you yell!
ReplyDeletePriceless!!
ReplyDeleteThe main thing yelled at our house is, to my hard of hearing mother-in-law, "Stop yelling!"
ReplyDeleteThe second thing yelled is, "I'm not yelling!"
I need a graph..."Who's turn is it to clean up cat puke?"
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Makes me glad my kids are grown, married, and yelling at their own kids.
ReplyDeleteConsider yourself lucky. Just in the last week we've had
ReplyDeleteCLEAN!
What? WHY ARE YOU BURNING STICKS IN THE DEN? (serious fire. really)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (refers to almost anything)
and, the #1 most yelled thing in the house
STOP TOUCHING MY BOOBS! SERIOUSLY! SHEESH!
No one yells "Who Farted this time?" at your house?
ReplyDeleteSame kind of yelling goes on over here. I can add.."I'm throwing all your toys away if you don't pick them up"!
ReplyDeleteI wish I were strong enough to follow through. :o(
Sounds like our house, except you need to add the following.....
ReplyDelete"MOM! Make him stop coughing on my feet!"
"Mom! He's looking at me!"
"Mom! He's thinking about me!!"
"FLUSH!! WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU PEOPLE TO FLUSH?!?!?"
My red square, take your shoes off. Why 100 times a day do I have to remind them to do that, especially since there's chicky crap out there and we sure don't need it on the carpet.
ReplyDeleteI so love your graphs. I love you posts.
I hope you have a great nights rest and a blessed day tomorrow. Take care.
a graph....what a great idea. I wonder what mine would look like.
ReplyDeleteWHY AM I ALWAYS YELLING?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteNot to be too risque Cheeseboy, but other than the 'red' part of the graph ... are you sure the other colors don't represent your WIFE's self imposed'bubble thoughts' about you? W.C.C.
ReplyDeleteWhy AM I ALWAYS yelling?
ReplyDeleteI can TOTALLY relate!!!! Love it!
ReplyDeleteHa! How about when people yell "STOP YELLING!"? Kinda ironic.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Thanks for the 5k encouragement.
This is amazing. My graph is exactly the same, and I live alone!
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
My husband would have died and thought he'd gone to heaven if I yelled, "Get back in bed!"
ReplyDeleteWe could add a 'don't lick that' to our graph but other than that, it's spot on!
ReplyDeleteI am weeping with joy right now. Weeping. I thought it was just our house.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
ReplyDeleteYup. That's about it here too. Lots of "Get off your brother's HEAD!" too.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha...
ReplyDelete(sorry, no wittiness, I'm laughing too hard!)
LOL!! I LOVE THIS!!
ReplyDeleteOURS??
YOU worry about YOU!!
LEAVE him ALONE!
Keep your hands to YOURSELF!
REALLY??
Who clogged the toilet?
It wasn't ME!! (yeah right... THERE's your SIGN!)
LOL I need to print this off and put it on the fridge. Ha
ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteI think "Quit bugging him/her" is the one that takes up most space in our house. Haha.
ReplyDelete"No eating in there!"
ReplyDelete-That's what she said!
This is the biggest thing yelled in our house, "Who took my ______ !" Insert shoes, jeans, jewelry, purse, lip gloss, brush, underwear. Yes, three teenage girls and nothing is sacred, not even underwear.
ReplyDeleteI live with a den of thieves.
I would like to know who did all the yelling. You or your wife.
ReplyDeletei picture you....
Swap out "Close the door" with "Get your own damn dinner" and that would be our house.
ReplyDeleteLOL, great! I'm printing this. The only two things I need to add are:
ReplyDelete1. For the love of Pete put some pants on.
2. You could have finished your homework by now, if you hadn't argued so long about doing it.
"stop eating in there?"
ReplyDeleteI need more information!
love these things...
Yep.....exactly.
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