Saturday, February 19, 2011

Saturday Graph: Important Qualities of a Mother (According to Reality TV)

43 comments:

  1. Kristina P.February 19, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    Also, according to Teen Mom, you should beat your Baby Daddy, and start dating again, 2 months after your baby is born and you split from the dad.

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  2. Becky @ Babes in HairlandFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Dang I'm doing it all wrong. Oh, but wait ... Does having a hair blog rank up there with beauty pageants? Cuz if it does, then I'm the best mom ever! LOL

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  3. Kate GeisenFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    How about trades places with her complete opposite and lets a total stranger raise her kids for a week.

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  4. laughingmomFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    That's a really Good mother - throw in some public drunkedness and hoarding and you could be Great!

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  5. NicoleFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Can I get an amen?

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  6. SandraFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    I agree with Kristina's comment.
    And can I just say: I knew I was on to something when I stayed glued to the Toddler's in Tiaras marathon for 7 straight hours.

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  7. UnknownFebruary 19, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    I do think the octuplet thing should get a bit more percentage...otherwise...I'm right there with ya! And the Teen Mom comments...again (Kristina P and I seem to be in agreement a lot lately)...don't forget the whole beat up Baby Daddy thing!

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  8. LourieFebruary 19, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    I guess Mrs. Brady is no longer a suitable role model...wait she had Alice. Never mind.

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  9. MissyFebruary 19, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    I would make a Great Reality TV Mom! LOL

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  10. mamahasspokenFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Guess I am the next one to agree with Kristina's comment.

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  11. Oilfield TrashFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    That is so true.

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  12. middle childFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Beauty pageants for little girls would be awesome IF they were dressed as children, instead of tiny women. The whole thing makes me sick.

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  13. Pat TillettFebruary 19, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    That is so funny! One of my daughters made me watch a little of that show. Oh man, I wanted to just shake those mothers!!!

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  14. Alex J. CavanaughFebruary 19, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Twisted!

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  15. mintifreshFebruary 19, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    I think it all begins with going through an entire pregnancy oblivious to the fact you are indeed pregnant, continue to drink, dope up and sleep around and then act shocked when you go into labor, claim it must be constipation and then suddenly have a healthy baby.

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  16. The Zany HousewifeFebruary 19, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    Oh snap. I'm in trouble then. And (according to reality tv) the worst mother in the world goes to...me.

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  17. LazarusFebruary 19, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    I'm just impressed with your ability to create that graph. Bravo!

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  18. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 19, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    True, plus performing on Dancing with the Stars.
    xoRobyn

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  19. JanaFebruary 19, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    you make me laugh ...thanks, I needed that!

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  20. ConnieFebruary 19, 2011 at 10:39 PM

    Why wait 'til your daughter is 4?

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  21. KristenFebruary 20, 2011 at 5:51 AM

    Hello, my name is Kristen and I am a Crap Mom and there is nothing you can do to convince me to be otherwise! ;0

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  22. Joann MannixFebruary 20, 2011 at 6:42 AM

    Wait. You forgot get yourself a kicky mullet, start shooting out kids by the second and give them all J names as kicky as your mullet. The next ones will be named JamOnIt and Jamabamalama.

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  23. Lisa LooFebruary 20, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    {{Snicker-snort}}}

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  24. DeborahFebruary 20, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    How on earth did my daughters turn out even remotely normal?? hehehe

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  25. FaytheFebruary 20, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    I.am. such.a.failure!!!
    I had boys, but I bet I could of gotten them to join in in 14 year old pageants, as judges.

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  26. Bits-n-PiecesFebruary 20, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    don't forget the moms that leave their families to survive in the wild, or learn to cook, or something!

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  27. AmandaFebruary 20, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Crap! My kid is 4 and I haven't entered her in ANY pageants! I knew she was to well adjusted. I'm getting my wedding dress sized to fit her as soon as I log off. It's a start.

    She's never going to have her own reality show now *sob*

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  28. Corrina TerryFebruary 20, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    Funny! (Except I LIKE Sarah Palin. Why do all of the Dems hate her so much??? I don't get it. You'll have to explain that one to me.)

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  29. BNMFebruary 20, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    haha gotta love reality tv

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  30. EmmyFebruary 20, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    Oh those kid beauty pagent shows just make me mad. I must admit I got suckered into watching an episode about one and the director totally took off with everyone's money and never awarded the winners.

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  31. TeachinfourthFebruary 20, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    Wow, and this is the reason why my mom never became a mother...

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  32. Sara @ Domestically ChallengedFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    This sorta makes me want to cry, especially when we KNOW as teachers how tame some of these are.

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  33. Impulsive AddictFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    So will your daughter be entering in the world o' pageants soon? Wait...do you have a daughter? If not, then you need to get one so your wife can be Mother of the Year for dressing her up (hair, makeup and fake teeth included).

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  34. UnknownFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    I am delighted to be non-real.

    If that's Reality, then I want to be as imaginary as I can possibly be.

    Wait: you CAN read this, right? I'm not just making this up!!!

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  35. LizFebruary 21, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    Because putting actual "reality" on TV would be boring. :)

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  36. Julie MusilFebruary 21, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    My day is ruined. Staying at home and spending time with them doesn't even appear on the graph? *pounds fists on table*

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  37. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    I tried to become governor and fight bears w/ my bear hands but it didn't work out so well for me. Darn that Palin!

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  38. mCatFebruary 22, 2011 at 2:06 AM

    According to the graph, I suck at being a mother.
    I guess I will have to stick with making my kids be responsible, clean up after themselves, work and be honest. Graph be damned!

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  39. Bibi @ Bibi's Culinary JourneyFebruary 22, 2011 at 8:31 AM

    I totally failed(according to reality TV)....especially because I did not give a birth to a girl I can exploit through beauty pageants..

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  40. MarnieFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    According to reality TV, I suck at being a mom...I make my kid read...oh the shame ;0)

    This graph is funny but so true!

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  41. UnknownFebruary 23, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    This should go under a "Sad but True" title.

    Boy do I have an opinion on tot pagents!>>>>>>>kt

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  42. Pat TillettFebruary 25, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    Oh man! One of my daughters "forced" me to watch an episode of the pageant show. I don't know who needs the biggest beating, the parents or some of the brats...

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  43. LeneMarch 4, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    I totally suck as a Mom.

    Where is that entry form for that next toddler pagent???

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