The video you have all been wating for: I WAX MY ARM HAIR!
Well, I sincerely HOPE that this video is entertaining. At the very least, it was entertaining to my wife who wanted to keep yanking the hair out of my arm until I screamed like a girl. So, without further ado, here I am, waxing my arm hair.
That was uh-MAZING. I'm glad I got to see it. By the way, I never did properly thank you for the invite to your little arm-hair-waxing-blog-party-celebration-for-reaching-follower-milestones. I appreciated it, but was too scared to jump on board. I'm glad now that I trusted my intuition. That looked brutal.
Also, I've been meaning to talk to you about something... I've been commenting for a while now, and all my dreams have yet to come true. Can I get my money back?
Oh Cheese! I laughed as hard as the kids. Sorry! But it was fabulous. You started out trying to be such a man, but by the end you were just letting those screams go on and on. What happened? Did you keep it that way?
You are such a good blogger, doing that for your followers. Me, I'll stick with a reply to your comment.
Great job your wife did. And yup, she did enjoy that a bit too much. I would have too. Loved the kids yelling that they couldn't watch. HA! Is is bad for me to say that I can't wait to see what happens at 500 followers? Thanks for being true to your word. Keep us updated on your healing.
I love how much fun your wife was having!! You may have screamed a little like a girl, but you definitely are still way too hairy to be one, so you are ok!!
Dude - you are hilarious - but you are CRAZY!!! LOL!!!! Next time, cut the hairs down to just about a 1/4 of an inch. It never works well with long hair! Needless pain!!! Always trim first! Oh....I'm hurting FOR you!
I can NOT tell a lie. I THOROUGHLY enjoyed this! Hahahaha! The sweet laughter that filled my gut to the brim is still lingering. Thank you for enduring that torture for our sick viewing pleasure. I hope the sting wears off quickly. :)
Kristina P. made me actually chuckle! I know. No one chuckles anymore. They LOL. Your wife is darling and I love the crowd shots! Best crowd ever! I shave once a week whether I need to or not. That's one advantage to having blonde hair!
Well it is not as if I did not tell you so! I cringed throughout the whole video. I am mildly disturbed that your wife seemed to enjoy this a little TOO MUCH? BTW Props on the Jack Skelington shirt!W.C.C.
I'm sorry but you didn't seem drunk at all. I KNOW you wouldn't put yourself thru that without self medicating first unless,....is your wife a dominatrix? BTW - you scream like a girl!
You did it!!! Was your wife mad at you? Ha! She seemed eager to get all of that arm hair off just right. I thought it was such a fun video! I loved how all of the neighborhood children were gathered around. Also, I love your shirt. I absolutely LOVE Coraline, another Tim Burton creation. One last comment- your friend said something about "Indian burn". Didn't he mean to say "applesauce burn"?
When I saw the first patch I thought you were just doing a small section, but I was impressed when you kept going. I feel your pain brother. Is it wrong for me to have enjoyed you suffering so much? At least the camera wasn't on pause.
I laughed for a while, then I just had to turn away. Ouch. Sorry, Cathi, but you should spend a night on the couch after enjoying that a little too much.
I was thinking "Oooh a good one!" with the second strip too... Eww..hehehehee! I am SO cackling with crazy lady delight at seeing a man go through something that women do.. Bikini line is right!!
Abe, you are TOO fun! I love this!! Congratulations on the following, can't wait to see 500. Keep entertaining my blog friend!!!
Well, you certainly are a man of your word! And far braver than me...the things we do for blogging, eh. It was, I admit, highly hilarious, but I felt bad laughing at your pain :D
Your wife is slightly evil--I sort of love her now. That was great! hehehehe Do all the neighborhood parents know what you're exposing their children to? ;)
Wow, you have to pick things that are less painful, man! I think the picking up Chinese in your Barney costume will be less painful...at least physically!:P
Holy crap that was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. You are a brave guy! And your wife is awesome to do such a thing! Maybe at the next assembly you can do the other arm! LOL
Oh Cheeseboy, you are amazing in the weirdest and bestest of ways. I'm most impressed with how you stopped the neighborhood and provided glorious entertainment for all (except yourself). Congratulations on 400! For 500, just go for a hot fudge sundae. Those don't hurt at all (if you eat them). xoRobyn
I CAN'T believe I missed this! OMG! That is hilarious, you had me grimacing along with you. Now on to 500! I'm going to do a post this week and link to this post.....You're wife looked like she enjoyed it a little! lol
This was hilarious! I love how everyone was screaming louder than you!!!! I'm still laughing! You're a trooper...and can I just say, I'm pretty sure waxing is considered illegal in some countries...and if it isn't, it should be! But I'm still laughing!
Bwhaahaahaa! First Congrats on hitting the 400 mark! (I have been delirious over my 100 in the last week, hope no one dies on me!)I am in agreement w/the others on your wife, in fact I may have a 'girl-crush'(she has a devilish side like myself!) Or maybe she is the long lost daughter I never knew I had & put down somewhere & lost??? I laughed every second! Esp at your little guy covering his eyes, as tho blood could come squirting out any minute & blind him! bwhaahaaahaa! I was expecting a HOT wax tho... but as hairy as you proved to be, I think you were tortured enough for your fans ... this time ;) Who knows you may start a new man trend? pphhtt! NOT!! Bhwaahaahaaa!!!
Ow! I couldn't even watch the whole thing. You are one brave soul. I am really looking forward to the Barney costume though. I am rallying the troops to get you to 500 followers. :)
I'm so sad I didn't get invited to the party! It's funny on video but I'm sure it's even better in person! And I thought the same thing I heard a girl say . . . . if it hurts you that much, imagine doing a bikini wax!
First of all, you are in a class ALL BY YOURSELF, by doing this. I'm not sure what the NAME of that class is, but you should be PROUD that you are there by yourself!
I made the mistake of watching this while eating my dinner. I do feel a little sick to my stomach!
I bit my lip each time your wife said, "Okay, you ready?" Yowzer! Your family and friends must be really into pain - I like how they kept finding more areas to wax and encouraging your wife to "do more!"
That was great! When you said screaming, you really meant it....after the first one I got smart and turned down the sound on my headphones! lol
I loved the stripes...and the fact that your wife was having so much fun. Did you invite all the neighborhood kids over to watch too? Because that was also awesome! hehe
I heard from a reliable source that after seeing your arm waxing video, Hollywood wants you to costar with Will Smith in a predictable romantic comedy where you woo a girl way out of your league.
I enjoyed this on SO many levels. 1. The kids giggling in the background. Pure amusement and they were clearly having so much fun at your expense. 2. Kathy's enjoyment. Watching her rip those suckers off your arm was maybe my favorite part 3. Your wincing with your legs right before the screams came out. 4. Someone asking about the bikini line and then asking if you wore a bikini.
I think for 500 you should pick up chinese food dressed in a bikini!
You are a Jack fan!! I knew I liked you. The waxing. ow. Did your wife enjoy this just too much? You are insane Cheeseboy, I can't tell you how hard I laughed at this video. Sorry.
I think Cathi found her calling in life...I don't think I've ever seen her so enthusiastic to do anything as she was to rip out that arm hair of yours!!!
I don't know how you did that without a single swear word slipping out. Ouch!
Oh, and this post was seriously one of the funniest I've seen on The Blog O' Cheese. :)
Well you kept your promise. Another OUCH!! though. I think your wife loved this. So cool. Thanks for such a great "show". Take care and have a great afternoon. God Bless!!
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ReplyDeleteI can attest to the fact that your arms are EXTREMELY hairy.
ReplyDeleteNow you can join the big girls at the waxing salon. We've been waiting for you and are proud to have you in our midst.
ReplyDeleteTrue to your word and less hairy. It's a twofer!
Gosh Abe, no wonder you're the most popular teacher! Those kids come home and say "Mom! Mom! I found bigfoot! It's AWESOME! He's really nice!"
ReplyDeleteOkay and I have to say that your wife was enjoying that a little too much..
ReplyDeleteand I dig that about her...
I really do think you're the man of the year because you didn't even whine like a little girl...
ReplyDeleteThat was uh-MAZING. I'm glad I got to see it. By the way, I never did properly thank you for the invite to your little arm-hair-waxing-blog-party-celebration-for-reaching-follower-milestones. I appreciated it, but was too scared to jump on board. I'm glad now that I trusted my intuition. That looked brutal.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I've been meaning to talk to you about something... I've been commenting for a while now, and all my dreams have yet to come true. Can I get my money back?
That was awesome! I think you're right, your wife was enjoying that waaay too much!hahaha I especially like the whole squealing like a girl thing!
ReplyDeleteYou win for "Best Scream". YOOUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHH.
ReplyDeletegood job. :)
Oh Cheese! I laughed as hard as the kids. Sorry! But it was fabulous. You started out trying to be such a man, but by the end you were just letting those screams go on and on. What happened? Did you keep it that way?
ReplyDeleteYou are such a good blogger, doing that for your followers. Me, I'll stick with a reply to your comment.
Thanks for making my weekend, Cheeseboy!
Oh, and I love your wife.
beauty is a hurtful bitch isn't she?! yeah, welcome to the club....next time round, i wanna be a guy....a hairy, hairy dude ;-)
ReplyDeletewhy you did that, no clue, but you're fun and game....
I guess this offically makes you more of a girl than me. I've never waxed anything before!
ReplyDeleteOkay, just kidding about the girl thing.
I was hurting for you when your wife waxed the same spot like, four times!
LOL, I bet she did that on purpose.
Awesome.
OUCH!!! That made me and my sister cry a little.
ReplyDeleteWay to follow thru on your promise, but again....OUCH!
I winced throughout!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat job your wife did. And yup, she did enjoy that a bit too much. I would have too. Loved the kids yelling that they couldn't watch. HA!
ReplyDeleteIs is bad for me to say that I can't wait to see what happens at 500 followers? Thanks for being true to your word.
Keep us updated on your healing.
I love how much fun your wife was having!! You may have screamed a little like a girl, but you definitely are still way too hairy to be one, so you are ok!!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby and I just laughed our guts out-that was a crack up man!!!
ReplyDeleteDude - you are hilarious - but you are CRAZY!!! LOL!!!! Next time, cut the hairs down to just about a 1/4 of an inch. It never works well with long hair! Needless pain!!! Always trim first! Oh....I'm hurting FOR you!
ReplyDeleteyou could have charged admission - seems like the crowd was loving it...
ReplyDeleteme? I had to look away... a few times. Ouch!
and... I'm starting to think that I'm okay with my paltry 98 followers - thus far I never have to reward anyone with a crazy stunt...
ReplyDeletewhat's the plan for the next hundred? plucking nose hairs... because that's GOTTA be more painful.
I really shouldn't find this entertaining…but I do.
ReplyDeleteFor 500 followers do we get to pick the next area to be waxed?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant.
ReplyDeleteI think your wife enjoyed doing that a little too much! She's my hero! I think a U would have been very appropriate and tasteful!
ReplyDeleteYou'd probably want to keep that wax locked away from your kids while your asleep!
ReplyDeleteNow that is...impressive! Not many men would endure that, or let their wives do it for them! LOL!
ReplyDeleteSo what's up next, bikini line? That's even more fun. :)
Dying at the comments too :)
ReplyDeleteFor a deaf person, the real hoot came around the 1:45 mark when I realized you had a gaggle of kids witnessing your torture, LOL.
And duuude... now you know how much we must love you guys to wax for ya.
That was awesome. Thanks for letting us share. :) Your wife cracks me up!!
ReplyDeleteI had to stop watching after 40 seconds. It was too painful to continue! Ouch!
ReplyDeleteYou're awesome Cheeseboy! I was silently screaming inside watching that, I can barely muster strength to have my eyebrows waxed!
ReplyDeleteVery brave and honorable!
Can't wait for the Brazillian!!
ReplyDeleteYou are just a teensy bit whacked!
SEriously?
ReplyDeleteLOL...Oh my gosh.
Best vlog ever...
Waxing does hurt. I have my eyebrow lady do that to me...
You are brave.
What are you gonna do for 500 followers? Or 450? :)
I think for 500, you should get balldazzled. Yep, it's a real thing. Can't wait!
ReplyDeletethere goes your subtle sexy masculinity.... I like hairy arms...
ReplyDeleteI think your children are going to need therapy someday. ;)
I can NOT tell a lie. I THOROUGHLY enjoyed this! Hahahaha! The sweet laughter that filled my gut to the brim is still lingering. Thank you for enduring that torture for our sick viewing pleasure. I hope the sting wears off quickly. :)
ReplyDeleteKristina P. made me actually chuckle! I know. No one chuckles anymore. They LOL. Your wife is darling and I love the crowd shots! Best crowd ever! I shave once a week whether I need to or not. That's one advantage to having blonde hair!
ReplyDeleteI won't be waxing any part of my body anytime soon! You are mucho macho compadre....
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely loon crazy! And I laughed. I think you challenge Robin Williams to an arm waxing duel. :P
ReplyDeleteWell it is not as if I did not tell you so! I cringed throughout the whole video. I am mildly disturbed that your wife seemed to enjoy this a little TOO MUCH? BTW Props on the Jack Skelington shirt!W.C.C.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but you didn't seem drunk at all. I KNOW you wouldn't put yourself thru that without self medicating first unless,....is your wife a dominatrix? BTW - you scream like a girl!
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome.
ReplyDeleteI just got my arms waxed (for about the nth time) a couple days ago. I'm hardcore about hairlessness.
You should of let your kids wax your arm. Was your grandfather a caveman?
ReplyDelete"You can cry if you want to daddy."
ReplyDeletewas the best line of it all!
Your kids are so precious!
ReplyDeleteI too am in the cringing camp.
So, what will you do when you get to 1000? =)
Dude, never in a million years...
ReplyDeleteYou did it!!! Was your wife mad at you? Ha! She seemed eager to get all of that arm hair off just right. I thought it was such a fun video! I loved how all of the neighborhood children were gathered around. Also, I love your shirt. I absolutely LOVE Coraline, another Tim Burton creation. One last comment- your friend said something about "Indian burn". Didn't he mean to say "applesauce burn"?
ReplyDeleteThat was pure AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the first patch I thought you were just doing a small section, but I was impressed when you kept going. I feel your pain brother. Is it wrong for me to have enjoyed you suffering so much? At least the camera wasn't on pause.
ReplyDeleteI laughed for a while, then I just had to turn away. Ouch. Sorry, Cathi, but you should spend a night on the couch after enjoying that a little too much.
ReplyDeleteWell my shorn little chia pet, your arm looks soooooo sore! Ouchie...serious ouchie! You are a brave soul.
ReplyDeleteHow's your wifes hearing?
That was GREAT!! I think my favorite video yet.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking "Oooh a good one!" with the second strip too...
Eww..hehehehee! I am SO cackling with crazy lady delight at seeing a man go through something that women do.. Bikini line is right!!
Abe, you are TOO fun! I love this!!
Congratulations on the following, can't wait to see 500. Keep entertaining my blog friend!!!
PS- I agree with all the Love Your Wife comments.
ReplyDeleteShe was GREAT!!!! Living a slight moment of many woman's dream to show you guys how it all feels..
=P
Well, you certainly are a man of your word! And far braver than me...the things we do for blogging, eh. It was, I admit, highly hilarious, but I felt bad laughing at your pain :D
ReplyDeleteYou're all smooth and girly now...My favorite blog-princess!! hugs
ReplyDelete...wanting to adopt your wife and the kids too..they were awesome!!
Your wife is slightly evil--I sort of love her now. That was great! hehehehe Do all the neighborhood parents know what you're exposing their children to? ;)
ReplyDeleteWow, you have to pick things that are less painful, man! I think the picking up Chinese in your Barney costume will be less painful...at least physically!:P
ReplyDeleteHoly crap that was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. You are a brave guy! And your wife is awesome to do such a thing! Maybe at the next assembly you can do the other arm! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh you big baby!
ReplyDeleteWhen I hit 400 followers I will get my eyebrows waxed...not that it will be a big deal since it is part of my usual "beauty is pain" routine.
Oh and I love how much your wife enjoyed "helping" you.
LOL! I think you also lost some skin!
ReplyDeleteYour wife had fun! We had fun watching this! Ha ha! ;o) Now you know what we girls go through! It HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Cheeseboy, you are amazing in the weirdest and bestest of ways. I'm most impressed with how you stopped the neighborhood and provided glorious entertainment for all (except yourself).
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on 400! For 500, just go for a hot fudge sundae. Those don't hurt at all (if you eat them).
xoRobyn
Your wife seemed to really enjoy this little endeavor. Can't wait to see what 500 brings!
ReplyDeleteVery entertaining, Cheeseboy! I even popped up some popcorn for this 6 1/2 minute video for the whole family to watch!! You are crazy dude.
ReplyDeleteI remember waxing my hubbies back. He never asked me to do it again. lol
I CAN'T believe I missed this! OMG! That is hilarious, you had me grimacing along with you. Now on to 500! I'm going to do a post this week and link to this post.....You're wife looked like she enjoyed it a little! lol
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious! I love how everyone was screaming louder than you!!!! I'm still laughing!
ReplyDeleteYou're a trooper...and can I just say, I'm pretty sure waxing is considered illegal in some countries...and if it isn't, it should be! But I'm still laughing!
Bahahaha this is hilarious! What are you doing for the next milestone? are you taking suggestions?
ReplyDeleteBwhaahaahaa! First Congrats on hitting the 400 mark! (I have been delirious over my 100 in the last week, hope no one dies on me!)I am in agreement w/the others on your wife, in fact I may have a 'girl-crush'(she has a devilish side like myself!) Or maybe she is the long lost daughter I never knew I had & put down somewhere & lost??? I laughed every second! Esp at your little guy covering his eyes, as tho blood could come squirting out any minute & blind him! bwhaahaaahaa! I was expecting a HOT wax tho... but as hairy as you proved to be, I think you were tortured enough for your fans ... this time ;) Who knows you may start a new man trend? pphhtt! NOT!! Bhwaahaahaaa!!!
ReplyDeletepretty funny!
ReplyDeleteI really thought it was going to be your underarm hair...
pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteI really thought it was going to be your underarm hair...
You SUCKETH !!!!
ReplyDeleteIs that ALL IT TAKES to get over 400 followers ??
I doubt it. You've got some online "feed" help.
Ow! I couldn't even watch the whole thing. You are one brave soul. I am really looking forward to the Barney costume though. I am rallying the troops to get you to 500 followers. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm so sad I didn't get invited to the party! It's funny on video but I'm sure it's even better in person! And I thought the same thing I heard a girl say . . . . if it hurts you that much, imagine doing a bikini wax!
ReplyDeleteHa.. you screamed like a child.
ReplyDeleteMasochist.
ReplyDeleteI was considering waxing, um, certain places. Friends have told me it's no big deal.
ReplyDeleteThey are filthy, filthy liars, and thanks to this video, I plan on being a Sasquatch.
You are a crazy, crazy man!
ReplyDeleteSo, I just want to know if it was worth it?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, your wife enjoyed that a little too much. Are you sure you're treating her right?
Dude. Ouch. But now you know what we all go through. Looking forward to your next adventure.
ReplyDeleteAre you gonna do it all over again?
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, you are in a class ALL BY YOURSELF, by doing this. I'm not sure what the NAME of that class is, but you should be PROUD that you are there by yourself!
ReplyDeleteI made the mistake of watching this while eating my dinner. I do feel a little sick to my stomach!
I bit my lip each time your wife said, "Okay, you ready?" Yowzer! Your family and friends must be really into pain - I like how they kept finding more areas to wax and encouraging your wife to "do more!"
The kids were hysterical!
You made my night!
That was great! When you said screaming, you really meant it....after the first one I got smart and turned down the sound on my headphones! lol
ReplyDeleteI loved the stripes...and the fact that your wife was having so much fun. Did you invite all the neighborhood kids over to watch too? Because that was also awesome! hehe
I believe there is nothing left to say, so I'll just say Awesome.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahaaa..
ReplyDeleteouch
hahahahahhahaahaaa
ewwww
hahahahahahahahahahaa
ouch.
Good for you - Youkept your word!
Maybe I should bring the camera into the waxing room next time I go. Then again, maybe not.
ReplyDeleteI heard from a reliable source that after seeing your arm waxing video, Hollywood wants you to costar with Will Smith in a predictable romantic comedy where you woo a girl way out of your league.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA!! Awesome.
ReplyDeleteOn that very last one, the way you lifted up your arm to look at it, I thought you were going to kiss it better! LMAO!
OMOUCH. Your wife enjoyed that a LOT huh??!! : ) LOL
ReplyDeleteOMG. This is sooooo funny. Gross, there is no doubt about that. But funny.
ReplyDeleteYour poor wife.
This was worth the wait! :)
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this on SO many levels.
ReplyDelete1. The kids giggling in the background. Pure amusement and they were clearly having so much fun at your expense.
2. Kathy's enjoyment. Watching her rip those suckers off your arm was maybe my favorite part
3. Your wincing with your legs right before the screams came out.
4. Someone asking about the bikini line and then asking if you wore a bikini.
I think for 500 you should pick up chinese food dressed in a bikini!
Thanks for the laughs!!
Kristina P has me stuck and slightly traumatized with the whole "balldazzled" thing......must.not.think.about....
ReplyDeleteYou are a Jack fan!! I knew I liked you. The waxing. ow. Did your wife enjoy this just too much? You are insane Cheeseboy, I can't tell you how hard I laughed at this video. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI think Cathi found her calling in life...I don't think I've ever seen her so enthusiastic to do anything as she was to rip out that arm hair of yours!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know how you did that without a single swear word slipping out. Ouch!
Oh, and this post was seriously one of the funniest I've seen on The Blog O' Cheese. :)
Well you kept your promise. Another OUCH!! though. I think your wife loved this. So cool.
ReplyDeleteThanks for such a great "show".
Take care and have a great afternoon. God Bless!!