Saturday, March 19, 2011

Saturday Graph: The Five Guys Death Cycle

56 comments:

  1. Vodka LogicMarch 19, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    I think I'm the only person that doesn't like 5 guys and fries.

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  2. Oilfield TrashMarch 19, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    That is so true.

    Although I am not really a fan of 5 guys.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 19, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    I don't love 5 Guys either but I will go. This chart is great!

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  4. ThreeOldKeysMarch 19, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    They used to be Four Guys but they needed the extra for CPR.

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  5. Kate GeisenMarch 19, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    I've barely heard of them, so your twitter and fb posts on this made me wonder where the heck you were going with that. And bc this is a PG-13 comment, I'll just leave it al that. :)

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  6. Kristina P.March 19, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    You wait a whole two weeks? Lightweight!

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  7. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 19, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    I think Logan's does the same thing. Damn those peanuts!

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  8. SouthpawMarch 19, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    Okay, I had to look up Five Guys. I check out their map locater, they are “coming soon” to my area.

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  9. Lisa LooMarch 19, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    We don't even have a McDonalds--I just go outside and yell, "Here Bessie, Bessie"....

    Well, its true we don't have even have a McDonalds......

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  10. AmandaMarch 19, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    Five Guys will kill ya. I've watched four grown men share one of their small fries and still act bloated.

    That said, it's not bad.

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  11. Corrina TerryMarch 19, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    Ha ha! We have one here but the line was WAY too long. Maybe we'll try again in June. ;0)

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  12. -stephanie-March 19, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    Greasy heart attack burgers are the best.

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  13. Heidi-"Heidi in Real Life"March 19, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    Ooooh-- so true! You get so full, and it does take a couple of weeks, but then you crave more. We just got one in Green Bay and I'm dedicating my left love handle to "Five Guys".

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  14. PBJdreamerMarch 19, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Never eaten at Five Guys

    But YOU always make me laugh



    that is all

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  15. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMarch 19, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    I don't know 5 guys. Are any of them single? Either way, I'm doubtful there'd even be a cycle if the person administering CPR wasn't a hot female.
    xoRobyn

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  16. Pat TillettMarch 19, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Even though I've never seen or eaten at "5 guys" it's still damn funny!

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  17. CperzMarch 19, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    There is not a hamburger out there that I couldn't fall in love with at first sight. But, to keep my butt smaller than the Five Guys potato sacks,(the really full ones) I hardly ever take the chance. CPR is secondary to not fitting in clothes I already own.

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  18. UnknownMarch 19, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    "Burger with everything? You want a living will with that?"

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  19. mintifreshMarch 19, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    A whole two weeks, huh?!

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  20. mintifreshMarch 19, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    Oh, I think we just had one open up out here on the West Side...I think that may mean bad things for my heart and my butt..

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  21. Tracie NallMarch 19, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    Our Five Guys is actually pretty fast.....which is good because I tend to eat there at least twice a week.

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  22. Mrs. MMarch 19, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    Gets you every time!! :)

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  23. Cathy Olliffe-WebsterMarch 19, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    Another reason Canadians are ripped off! No Five Guys here. Yah, send us your Scrawl-Mart and your Target but keep the good stuff like Five Guys and Krispy Kreme all to yourselves.
    Hmph...

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  24. Amanda @ It's BlogworthyMarch 19, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    Well, once we went to a Five Guys and I ordered a cheese burger and THEY WERE OUT OF CHEESE. Then I ordered something else anyway and our order was $15 for two burgers, one drink and one fries. WTF? Cycle of death indeed.

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  25. mCatMarch 19, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    I should tell you that for my initial 5 guys experience, Tiburon and I watched across the street be life flighted away. I now wonder if they had lunch there and the cycle hit them too fast?

    I wanted to go there tonight so Splenda could lose his 5 guys virtue, but my arteries cried out for at least another 2 week sabbatical

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  26. ConnieMarch 19, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    I've heard of 5 Guys but never been there. I might wait until I get a clean bill of health before I attempt it or make sure the person I'm with knows CPR.

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  27. The Bipolar DivaMarch 19, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    so, so, so TRUE!! I think I might need to make a trip out there tomorrow!

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  28. AnonymousMarch 20, 2011 at 8:09 AM

    Five Guys is my husband's favorite place to eat. He goes there a couple times a week.

    PS I'm going to take out an extra life insurance policy on him. Thanks for the reminder.

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  29. tammyMarch 20, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    I actually lose weight when I go there. I'm serious. Whenever I need a pound off, I go to Five Guys, eat a small cheeseburger with half a bun, and I'm down the next day. I'm not sure what my arteries look like, but hey, at least I'll be skinny when I die.

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  30. tammyMarch 20, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Did you write your check out to "Five Guys and Some Lady Who's Always There"?

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  31. LazarusMarch 20, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    Excellent -- and true -- depiction. The FDA could use a talent like yours!

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  32. Sara @ Domestically ChallengedMarch 20, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    Well, this certainly makes me feel good about
    1) never have eaten there
    2) not eating burgers

    (fear not, I substitute many other junk foods in its stead.)

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  33. MariaMarch 20, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    Never heard of 'em. I will tell you, though, that I just returned from a trip to New Orleans and after eating heavily of shrimp po'boys, dirty rice and beans, crawfish etouffee and bourbon brownies with praline frosting...not to mention cafe au lait and beignets....

    I can feel my arteries clogging.

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  34. Dawn Parsons SmithMarch 20, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Five Guys is new in Tucson and is always PACKED! Their cajun fries are rockin'!

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  35. SueLovesCherriesMarch 20, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    You commented on my blog, "I prefer reading Bibles that have vibrant colors to the dull ones I am used to." Me, too! That's why I like the kids' Bibles so much! LOL!

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  36. AnonymousMarch 20, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Hahahah! This is so great. I love it! Of course, you forgot the part where you have uncontrollable gas... I think it goes between the coke and the cpr, but I'm not sure. I've never had 5 Guys, but from what I've heard, you're CLOSE to right on...

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  37. KellieMarch 20, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    I've never been there..is it really that great?
    Funny chart.

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  38. TeachinfourthMarch 20, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    The cycle is very similar over at Texas Roadhouse...

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  39. tiburonMarch 20, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Soooo worth it though. I LOVE 5 Guys!!

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  40. W.C.CampMarch 20, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    I crunch up the peanuts on the burger and make my own GOOBER-BURGER!
    Fun place for the calorie deprived!
    W.C.C.

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  41. Living LifeMarch 21, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    It's so worth the CPR. Don't ya think? I used to have to travel 10 miles or so for a Five Guys, but now, we are getting one right in our neighborhood! (and by neighborhood, I mean 9 miles away!)

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  42. Liz MaysMarch 21, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    We have one here but I've never been. Maybe I shouldn't though, based on the fact I don't have a death wish.

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  43. LourieMarch 21, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    You wait two whole weeks?

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  44. Dana KMarch 21, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    I've never eaten 5 Guys because and now I never will. I have no desire for some hot chick to give me CPR.

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  45. KristenMarch 21, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    Never been! But after this weekend's illness I am up to the challenge with a vengeance!

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  46. JessMarch 22, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    Darn you! I love 5 guys. And its one in the morning. They sound even more delicious this time of night, if that's possible. Cajun fries *imagine Homer Simpson drooling here*

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  47. ShellMarch 22, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    I have never had them before- nowhere near me. I'm not sure if this post makes me think that's a good thing or if I'm majorly missing out.

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  48. DebbieMarch 22, 2011 at 9:21 AM

    We all have to go somehow but it is the wise man that decides exactly how:)

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  49. TisforTonyaMarch 22, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    haven't tried it... something about the "five guys" makes me question the origin of the meat...

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  50. ChristineMarch 22, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    Do I even bother leaving a comment. What is a "5 guys"? I live an hour and half away from any fast food. My children are slim to prove it too.

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  51. HeffMarch 22, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    I don't like ANY Guys.

    I'm straight.

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  52. MarnieMarch 22, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    I learn a lot from your Saturday graphs ;0)

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  53. UnknownMarch 22, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    LOL!!! We never learn, right? I get up every morning and say to myself, "NO SUGAR & NO WHITE FLOUR!!!" and have a face covered in powdered donuts an hour later. :(

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  54. DEZMONDMarch 22, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    so you are basically saying that men are dying from fast food and not the food their wives made??? :))

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  55. OkieMarch 24, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    Brilliant. Awesome. So true.


    This reminds me though...my 2 weeks is up. Time to go get a burger. :)

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  56. jayayceeblogMarch 24, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    I don't care what your cycle shows, I love 'em and will stand in line for the 5 Guys Burgers & Fries every chance I get. Excuse me while I order a defibrillator on Amazon.

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