"The Healthly Food Corner" with Cheeseboy

I saw this on The Daily Show last night and thought it was just too unreal to be true:

Is it any wonder we are so fat in this country? Half bacon, half mayonnaise. I almost went into a diabetic coma just hearing about it. FORTUNATELY, our friends at Pepperidge Farms have come up with Bacconaise LITe - for those of us that are dieting:

Thank heavens, for those of us that have an actual food conscience, there are easy, low cal meals that a very inexpensive. I give you exhibit A: The Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancake and Sausage on a Stick -

I can just feel my arteries squeeze shut.

(Last night Jon Stewart dipped the sausage on a stick in the Baconaise. Mmm)