tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post5446574614168070688..comments2024-03-10T18:57:26.378-06:00Comments on The Blog O' Cheese: My dream job: mechanical hippos with fluttering ears and the jokes they inspire.Cheeseboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02358419997798632644noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-64754354479463646392010-05-07T14:24:27.390-06:002010-05-07T14:24:27.390-06:00That teacher gal on glee does have unnaturally wid...That teacher gal on glee does have unnaturally wide eyes, does she not?Just SOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09185859150181585109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-90410083786196991592010-05-06T21:49:16.531-06:002010-05-06T21:49:16.531-06:00I'd totally ride it.
Wait, I always do alread...I'd totally ride it.<br /><br />Wait, I always do already.<br /><br />I'd ride it twice in a row then...Teachinfourthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01624243991120542485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-8046516509829642622010-05-06T18:20:21.552-06:002010-05-06T18:20:21.552-06:00I don't know that I have ever met anyone that ...I don't know that I have ever met anyone that used "by golly"<br /><br />Thanks for allowing me to cross that off my list...tiburonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11196432617889251213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-49447198232441451312010-05-06T16:14:32.224-06:002010-05-06T16:14:32.224-06:00I LOVE the corniness that is the Jungle Cruise! M...I LOVE the corniness that is the Jungle Cruise! My favorite time to ride it is during the fireworks when you can have the boat all to yourself and throw the guide off his/her game by asking meaningless questions.Hutchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05675915108416510294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-14596665651678126552010-05-06T14:15:41.519-06:002010-05-06T14:15:41.519-06:00I love the jungle ride. I think your ride would g...I love the jungle ride. I think your ride would give me nightmares.See Mom Smilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06336451668040366348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-42825362504853818602010-05-06T13:05:51.935-06:002010-05-06T13:05:51.935-06:00I think you have just become dangerously close to ...I think you have just become dangerously close to being my favorite person since using the phrase "by golly". <br />I've never really heard anyone else use it other than my family!Serene is my name, not my life!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02181359150279923307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-4405060120025000112010-05-06T10:34:25.527-06:002010-05-06T10:34:25.527-06:00@ Kristina - Ha ha! Imagine how hungry those fake...@ Kristina - Ha ha! Imagine how hungry those fake hippos are going all these years with no food.<br /><br />@ Rawkn - Thanks. I might just do it as a passenger the next time I ride.<br /><br />@ Mr. Stupid - Heckling the Disney ride workers? That is awesome.<br /><br />@ Mamahasspoken - I just went to D World a couple months ago and this ride is definitely there. Even a little different.<br /><br />@ Jarnebrand - We should all feel a little sorry for Tinkerbell.<br /><br />@ dogsmom - I think I may already drive a duck.<br /><br />@ Tammy - I AM JEALOUS! Have a great time and be sure to heckle the tour guides if they are not good.<br /><br />@ Church Lady - Wow, to FLA people and both don't know about the Jungle Cruise. I promise they have one there, I was just there.<br /><br />@ Ally - I NEVER go in the summer. Can't stand the heat and the crowds.<br /><br />@ Emmy - I know! <br /><br />@ SmartAtee - LOL @ By Gollyers.<br /><br />@ Tree - Oh yes. Well we both have our dreams, don't we.<br /><br />@ Nubian - I am very interested in your Disney boycott.<br /><br />@ Writing without Periods - I would love to just sweep up the crap on the ground if it meant a free season pass.<br /><br />@ Beth -You have NEVER been to DISNEY?! Time to plan a trip, my friend.<br /><br />@ Tipton - Over-emoting is a necessity for Disney workers for sure. I wouldn't do the job without it.<br /><br />@ Joann - WOW. The Jungle Cruise holds some very bad moments for you. I feel badly about what happened to you. <br /><br />*Actually,everyone should know this about the ride: I once talked to one of the ride workers. He said that they are given a list of jokes that they can use on the ride. He said that some of the workers were ad libbing (sp?) some risque stuff. Now there is a process in place in which they have to submit a joke to the Disney powers and have it approved before it is used on the ride.<br /><br />@ Obama - Ha ha! I wish I had been on the ride with that teenager. Awesome.<br /><br />@ Eric - That would be awesome. It would be cool if they had cannons too.<br /><br />@ Katie - Your daughter sounds AWESOME!<br /><br />@ Bibi - Good luck in September. At least it won't be July!<br /><br />@ Melinda- By golly, thanks for the comment!<br /><br />@ Tammy2 - THEY STOLE MY KING OF THE WORLD JOKE!? That's not right.<br /><br />@ Sharon - Thank you for the award! I mentioned it in yesterday's post.<br /><br />@ VKT - I am now curious where you are. I thought you were a US teacher. You need to go to a Disney park. You'd enjoy it.<br /><br />@ Mimi - I wanted to go there again while I wrote it.<br /><br />@ Lindzena - I love your comments. they are always great. Don't feel like you are ever commenting too much. <br /><br />@ Powdered Toast - LOL!<br /><br />@ Hostage - I KNOW! That's what I am thinking! Well, I am not a male model anymore.Cheeseboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02358419997798632644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-23887691455727407042010-05-06T07:14:56.832-06:002010-05-06T07:14:56.832-06:00Oh, and you're NOT a male model?Oh, and you're NOT a male model?imbeingheldhostagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00771374087307254969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-2417411955011127532010-05-06T07:14:42.537-06:002010-05-06T07:14:42.537-06:00So much better than the guides we've had!So much better than the guides we've had!imbeingheldhostagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00771374087307254969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-92090036960927321472010-05-06T02:15:57.638-06:002010-05-06T02:15:57.638-06:00I was hooked on fairy dust in '93, it was a ba...I was hooked on fairy dust in '93, it was a bad year mostly cuz I was only 9.Powdered Toast Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18195170076576384695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-35158370002526346332010-05-05T20:52:36.354-06:002010-05-05T20:52:36.354-06:00I think I comment on like, everything you write! ...I think I comment on like, everything you write! But just wanted to let you know this made me giggle like a schoolgirl. I really need to get to Disneyland again somehow!Lindsey Buckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02562454247472116458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-39825095535614201402010-05-05T19:55:19.998-06:002010-05-05T19:55:19.998-06:00All this does is make me want to go to Disneyland ...All this does is make me want to go to Disneyland again. Stupid tour guides and all.Maceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01405187347144334323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-63202213477471468722010-05-05T18:43:19.848-06:002010-05-05T18:43:19.848-06:00I have never been to Disneyland. Its on the other ...I have never been to Disneyland. Its on the other side of the world from me...lol. The guide job would be easier than teaching, thats for sure. Have a great evening Cheesie one!VKThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14017490749224577620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-39170329589297207942010-05-05T18:26:30.041-06:002010-05-05T18:26:30.041-06:00I could see you leading that boat right now!
Thank...I could see you leading that boat right now!<br />Thanks for having such a fabulous blog! <br />I'm giving you an award and you can find it at http://scfitz1972.blogspot.com/2010/05/versatile-award.html<br />Thanks for sharing all you do!<br />Sharon:)Sharon's New Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14897678026392825070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-26842606457447617182010-05-05T18:03:57.171-06:002010-05-05T18:03:57.171-06:00This is one of my least favorite Disney rides beca...This is one of my least favorite Disney rides because they always have the same jokes! I love your duck joke! I'm pretty sure "King of the World" was done that last time I went but it was the only time we've had a good tour guide. <br /><br />I wish my husband loved Disney as much as you do!Tammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11223586774137837784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-59490920951686687782010-05-05T16:15:27.377-06:002010-05-05T16:15:27.377-06:00And BY GOLLY, you'd be amazing!And BY GOLLY, you'd be amazing!cb photoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367271668766344649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-76329431879897345572010-05-05T15:04:12.704-06:002010-05-05T15:04:12.704-06:00Poor Sandra, that's cold,lol
Yes, Jungle Crui...Poor Sandra, that's cold,lol<br /><br />Yes, Jungle Cruise is oh so cheesy.We will repeat it in September and no, Disneyland is not the Happiest Place on Earth....with my kids.Bibi @ Bibi's Culinary Journeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13654717185386201959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-70761733207774903502010-05-05T13:47:18.121-06:002010-05-05T13:47:18.121-06:00I'd like to be on your tour boat, I know our d...I'd like to be on your tour boat, I know our daughter would--she has the same kind of humor, you'd get along famously!<br /><br />Always wondered where Tink got all that energy!Katie's Dailieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12201088451163516506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-72376461988103090242010-05-05T13:44:17.713-06:002010-05-05T13:44:17.713-06:00Would it be fun to fly the skull and cross bones o...Would it be fun to fly the skull and cross bones on the jungle tour? Or is that too much of a Pirates of the Caribbean crossover?Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-44893464419832194622010-05-05T13:25:09.192-06:002010-05-05T13:25:09.192-06:00I'm right across the way from DLand, and we go...I'm right across the way from DLand, and we go there often.... <br /><br />Last time we were there, one of the guides was telling us that there's a waiting list of people who want to become tour guides for that ride.... Where do I sign up?<br /><br />We also had a teenager on the ride that tried to tell his own jokes while the guide was trying to give his commentary... He kept yelling punchlines at the guide.... Very disturbing....California Keyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09105598836618841680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-81697170232283023652010-05-05T11:55:11.844-06:002010-05-05T11:55:11.844-06:00I would hire you in a heartbeat.
We live around ...I would hire you in a heartbeat. <br /><br />We live around the corner from Disney World and unfortunately we go the Land of Meltdowns and Sweaty Tourists just about every other weekend. <br /><br />I am sooo tired of the same schtick on that cruise. Some fresh fun would give it the kick in the ass it needs.<br /><br />Oh, and by the way, I have a very bad Jungle Cruise story, one that typifies my days in the hell that is Disney World. <br /><br />We were standing in the eternal line for the cruise. I, like most Americans, have a healthy sense of personal space. So, as I was just standing there, inching along, the man behind me kept inching closer and closer to me. I thought I was going to scream at his close proximity. And then, as if his closeness couldn't get any worse, I felt his leg hair UPON MY LEG. That is way too close, man. I used the code word of "Breather" to my husband that we use for Disney and he genteelly switched spots with me. When we got on the boat, the tired captain asked us where we were all from. The dude was of course from out of the country, Ireland, to be exact. <br /><br />This is why I hate Disney.Joann Mannixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11163491824085428085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-38182306604831128482010-05-05T11:47:32.808-06:002010-05-05T11:47:32.808-06:00Edgey Disney. Just be sure to over-emote all yo...Edgey Disney. Just be sure to over-emote all your jokes.Rieshyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01480054293869865269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-44233829656056682072010-05-05T11:45:08.447-06:002010-05-05T11:45:08.447-06:00I've never been to Disnay (anything) but I wou...I've never been to Disnay (anything) but I would totally go just to ride your tour boat! I think the King of the World moment would be worth it!Bethhttp://www.bethszimmerman.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-40630144207042819082010-05-05T11:26:53.850-06:002010-05-05T11:26:53.850-06:00I'd love to do this job too. Any job in Disne...I'd love to do this job too. Any job in Disney would be "dream" for me. <br />MaryWriting Without Periods!https://www.blogger.com/profile/08790155653220261547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599909894024508521.post-79848586124845958582010-05-05T11:18:43.181-06:002010-05-05T11:18:43.181-06:00If you were the tour guide I would resend on my Di...If you were the tour guide I would resend on my Disney boycott and totally go to see you!Nubianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07684802193733592184noreply@blogger.com